Anonymous: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

cutely-perverted:

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

Lol

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

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stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

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da cutest 😘

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via 19yrscold)

Hot and cloudy 🆒

problackgirl:

can we all conclude that skinny shaming isn’t a thing at all but also like let’s not pretend like nicki’s video was made to uplift fat girls when really all it does is glorify the extremely hard to achieve ‘extremely small waist/big ass’ look that is very in at the moment, none of the girls in the video were fat at all and all fit the ~skinny thicc~ look that is very en vogue atm like let’s be very real

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fuk wid dis
whoops, broke a nail
failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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astron0miia:

Todays face ~^^! 👽💕

you’re so gorgeous 😍

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

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